Monthly Archives: December 2011

A recently divorced woman, whose husband managed to swindle her out of almost everything in the divorce settlement, leaving her with next to nothing, is walking along the beach one day. On the beach she finds an old dirty oil lamp. She start rubbing … Continue reading →

…what color would it turn? Purple. Scientifically people turn red because the blood vessels closest to the skin burst causing  the red shade of skin. Same with a Smurf, but there skin is blue, so red + blue = purple. Plus … Continue reading →

A priest and a nun are on their way back home from a trip when their car breaks down. They are unable to get it fixed, so they decide to spend the night in a hotel. The only hotel in … Continue reading →